REASONS WHY I AM A TYPICAL SINGAPOREAN TEENAGER:
22. I think watching the fireworks with my friends is cooler than watching them with my family.

21. MUSIC and MOVIES, my very source of entertainment apart from cable TV and friends.

20. I go to chalets/BBQ gatherings at least once a year at East Coast/Pasir Ris.

19. I know how to go around Orchard Road, Bugis, City Hall, Habourfrount and the works.

18. I have got a Friendster, MySpace and Multiply account.

17. I used to listen to PERFECT 10.

16. I watched at least one episode of Singapore Idol and I know who Taufik Batisah is.

15. I prayed that the PSI gets higher and higher so I don’t have to go school.

14. I care about my grades even though I act as if I don’t.

13. I’ve got friends of all of the 4 races, and we all TRY maintain racial tolerence.

12. No matter how I try to avoid it, I still speak Singlish.

11. I never want to be adult because being adult means I have to pay adult bus and MRT fares. (Taking a cab is not an option unless I am tired/feeling rich or there are simply no buses left.)

10. I spent 10 years under the MOE education system.

9. I LOVE ALL OF THE SALES.

8. I hang out at Starbucks/MacCafe on my rich days, and at the coffee shops on my not-so-rich days.

7. I live with my parents and my siblings.

6. I have a blog (actually three blogs but never mind!) and some of my posts contain pictures which tell you what I did in the day.

5. I have got an iPod, and am proud of it.

4. My friends and I bitch about other teenagers we see on the bus/mrt/bus-stop/wherever.

3. Every opportunity to get out of the country is SACRED to me.

2. I think I am cooler than others.

TOP REASON WHY I AM A TYPICAL SINGAPOREAN TEENAGER:

I JAYWALK and I don’t get caught/knocked down.

But hey, I’m proud of it.